Friday, 21 September 2012

The Rocklands Post


Rocklands 2012 writeup,
It has been a while coming, and that is due in large part to most of my time being spent either at work, climbing, training or editing the photos and video from the trip.
Naturally this means that I have a lot of media from the trip, some of which I consider to be quite good, some of which less so.

Now to start this off I’ll begin by saying that the area we were based in is absolutely stunning in terms of scenery, not to mention the quality of the climbing. However, it is only natural to encounter some small (and large) problems when engaging in a long trip (especially to a place as large and sparse as South Africa), but we’ll come to those in a moment.

I didn’t really do a great deal of research into the areas and the climbs that were out there, except for a slight perception of soft grades from quite a few people who have gone already (as you may have seen Michelle Caminati is one of the chief proponents of this point of view, and if you look at his 8a.nu scorecard, you will see this in action)

Anyway, I went out with the intention of doing only 3 specific climbs, two of which were at my current grade cap and the other was well beyond. Fortunately, after a huge amount of effort, I managed to do all three of them before the end of the trip. Which has left me a bit mentally drained for these last few weeks.

The list consisted of:

Pinotage (7B+)
The Rhino (7B+)
And Caroline (7C+)

Everything else was just a bonus after that, although I did manage to find some real gems while I was climbing with the rest of the group.

I don’t really know how to go about writing up the trip, and I perhaps should have tried to write some blog posts while I was actually out there instead of trying to write an overview right now. But now I have a great deal to write about, and I don’t want it all to get too long and boring.

So instead, I will let some of my photos along with captions and the trip videos do the talking.

My first picture is actually of a climb I failed to complete, but I think it does a really nice job of summing up our day to day activity out in SA. We would wake up, dirtbag it out to the crag at whatever time, and climb up way above the plain to climb in the shadows and sit in the sun.
And that is what we did for about 4 weeks.


Another fine example of the scenery that we climbed with every day, the rock has this incredible orange colour to it that just looks super inspiring when you are searching for new problems. The friction on the holds is generally pretty good considering the heat, this is because they tend to be quite incut, which makes for quite indoorsy problems with many sequences.


One day when it was bitterly cold and windy in the pass, we made our way down to 'The Rhino' for a few attempts before heading home. I got some perfect beta from a couple of cool sheffielders, shared some pads and I actually climbed it second attempt!


This was an incredible 7B+ arete called Zanzibar that I did fairly quickly (Caminati called it a 6C but hey ho...it probably was a bit easy) After I did it, I got into photo mode and got shooting. Just before the sun went over the hill on the other side of the valley, I managed to take this picture.



Sassies climbing area is a 45 minute hike up a sandy hill, but when you get up there you are greeted by some of the best problems in the Rocklands. One of them was this one - Pinotage.
I had to spend 3 sessions on this in the end, the first was with the strong German troupe of climbers with Julianne Wurm and Jan Hojer. Naturally they both pissed it and I was left flailing around as the sun crept round the arete.
The second session was a bit shorter still, as we had one of those problems I mentioned in the opening paragraphs. One of the larger types...largely involving Doug and an epic trip to the hospital.





Doug fell from quite high, maybe 6 or 7 meters, onto a distinct lack of padding and an unfortunate spotter. After a 4 hour rescue operation (remember the 45 minute hike uphill?) during which Doug was put at ease with a whole one ibuprofen and one paracetamol. When he reached the hospital (after a 2 hour 4x4 ride down the hike. Followed by a half hour ride in the back of an ambulance aka. converted van) he was given some of the worst pain killers known to mankind.
The upshot of this experience is that I have learnt not to break my leg when I am halfway up a South African hill.


Finally, Caroline. This was a huge step up for me, and it took a huge effort to achieve it.
Over about 6 or 7 sessions, I worked out beta, reworked beta, gave up permanently, tried it again, found new beta, reconciled beta with existing beta, made some links, made some attempts, caught the penultimate hold, got a giant split on my tip.

Gave up,

Waited,

Healed,

Drove 3 hours,
Warmed up,
Sent.

I was so happy, I felt like there was an overarching story to the trip that was at risk of going unfinished, and after falling so close to the end - a week earlier - and getting the split that I thought was going to end my trip, I was starting to get a little vexed.

I wasnt sure whether the call to get up early, and drive for 3 hours to potentially fail again was a good idea. But when I caught the top hold and scrambled over the top, any thought of the drive in, or drive back or petrol costs, or time invested were instantly replaced with a combination of happiness and relief at having finally clawed my way up a piece of South African rock.

After this, my psyche left.
Gone.
All gone.


I had drained myself of mental energy, and I didn't even know it could happen.




The next few days seemed to fly past, I wasnt really climbing much, just mooching and occasionally pawing ineffectually at the rock. On the last day of the trip we drove the 3 hour trip to Rocklands one last time to say goodbye and pick up a friend.

I managed to find a bit of last day psyche inspired by Dave Graham's incredible energy and did a bunch of classics before attempting the highball 7C arete - 'Tomorrow I will be gone'.
Unfortunately it was too hot for it, and I didnt have enough pads, or spotters and the psyche wasnt quite right. But next time we go, I am heading straight to that boulder because it is a beaut.



As you may be able to tell from the previous sentence, I thoroughly intend to return in the future.

The climbing was incredible, the people were not completely unbearable, and the scenery and food were superb.

I'd be interested in going elsewhere as well, but Rocklands is definitely towards the top of my list.

Anthony - we should have a chat about that bigwall idea of yours.

Rocklands 2012 from Archie CB on Vimeo.


Finally, this is the video I put together for the trip.
Some people have said nice things about it, some people have said that they dont like the typeface and that a couple of sequences are a bit long. I dont know because I have seen it all too many times now. If you have any comments, please do tell me, because I would love to make a better film in the future.

Cheers everyone!

Monday, 20 August 2012

You know how you sometimes want to listen to really bad music?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ

yeah.

Just a quick note to say that Caroline is ON!

I did all the moves a few days ago, and I can do all the moves easily now,. The problem is linking it!

I can get up to the last right hand hold relatively consistently, and I can do it from there every time when I am fresh.  It is just a case of sticking it well with all my fingers on the hold, unfortunately I havent managed to do this yet.

I think I am up to about 5/6 sessions on it now, which is by far and a way the longest I have ever spent on a project before, I have to move down to Cape Town to today as my time in the Rocklands house has run out.

Fortunately I am staying with Arjan de Kock, and he is regularly driving up to RL to climb on his own projects, so I will hitch a lift with him until I manage to do it.

I had a session on it yesterday with Dave Graham looking on, felt super strong, but it just wasnt working out for me. I then went up and gave him a spot on a crazy new 8a(?) boulder he found and did. Check out 'The Island' Website for a video in the future perhaps.

It is all rainy today, so no climbing for anyone it seems, not that I mind too much, I probably need another rest day to let my skin get back to a decent thickness for Caroline, because those holds are damned sharp if you catch them wrong. Fortunately, it doesn't seem to make a great deal of difference whether you have taped up or not, so that might work just fine.

Toodles.


Thursday, 16 August 2012

Ticklist of my hardest stuff so far:

A Question of Balance Roadside 7B
Poison Dwarf Close Plateau 7B
Mud Puddles 8 Day Rain 7B
Crazy Leg 8 Day Rain 7B
Stinky Pants Fields of Joy 7B
When the Day Breaks Roadcrew 7B
Des Claques Pour Nini Riverside 7B
Humility 8 Day Rain 7B
The Secret to Olive's Preserve Cupboard Roadside 7B
Roadside Slab Roadside 7B
The Soul Train Fields of Joy 7B+
The Rhino The Rhino Boulders 7B+
Zanzibar Hidden Boulders 7B+
Pinotage Sassies 7B+
Cedar Spine Cedar Spine Gully 7C

I have 2 more 7C lined up and ready to go, should take only a few attempts on each.

I have also done all the moves on a few more 7C and all the moves on Witness the Sickness, No late Tenders and Caroline.

Given the time I have left though, I don't think I will be able to get them in the remaining sessions this trip, but I have no doubt that I will be returning next year so I will train hard and do them then.

Monday, 6 August 2012

Update Post


Hi all.

I'm sorry to say that I haven't written any more rubbish story for you, so you'll have to make do with me bragging about my awesome climbing trip.

There is lots of good footage, and many good pictures.
Unfortunately, given that the internet here is awful, and my computer is even worse, they will have to wait till I am in Cape Town until anything might be done about that situation.

I managed to get out to the Rhino Boulder yesterday afternoon after walking past it multiple times on the way to other areas. The conditions had set themselves up to be less than perfect, with clouds rolling through the pass and spots of rain throughout the day that had forced us to bail off of various other things in the area.
It was also damned cold because of the wind.

Fortunately, the wind dried off the rock and conditions were super grippy, every one of the holds on the Rhino is very skin friendly and it was a pleasure to climb.
When I showed up, we met two friends there,one of whom was trying it. She had worked out the beta during her previous sessions on the problem and kindly gave me all the minutia of foot and hand movements that would have doubtless taken me quite a lot of time to figure out.

My first attempt ended about halfway through during a tricky heel-->toe footswap and I landed on the ground with my hands freezing cold and lacking any feeling.
I rested a while and plotted some beta to make that move a little easier.

On my second attempt, everything went about the same. But at the point I had fallen off before, I clamped a bit harder and managed to power on through the moves to arrive at the top in a bit of a knackered state.

Given that the weather was super cold, and I never expected to do it so quickly, there are no photos or video. The other members of the trip will no doubt like to give it a go though, and I will get some neat footage and pictures when the skies are a little bluer and the weather a little warmer.

I also managed to do Cedar Spine on my second session of the trip 2 evenings ago. After padding out the landing pretty comprehensively, and working out the ground moves again, I found myself at the airy crimp move up top and just gave it some beans to reach the good flat holds up top.

I was speaking to some Scottish chaps yesterday and they said that when they were trying the problem, 2 people consecutively sprained their ankles and one guy is sitting in the Pakhuis campground with a cast on his foot from that problem. I'm glad I didnt find this out before I did it, because otherwise I might not have managed to commit to the move and complete the problem.

Ticklist so far:

 NumberCumulative
6A030
6A+130
6B229
6B+527
6C322
6C+219
7A517
7A+212
7B710
7B+23
7C11
7C+00
8A00

ProblemAreaGradeDate
The Golden Rail8 Day Rain6C18/07/2012
The Golden Child8 Day Rain6B+18/07/2012
The Beckoning8 Day Rain6B+18/07/2012
The Beckoning Sit Start8 Day Rain7A18/07/2012
VertigeRoadside6B+19/07/2012
A Question of BalanceRoadside7B19/07/2012
Sun RunRoadside6C+19/07/2012
CAROLINERoadside(7C+)19/07/2012
KieslFields of Joy7A21/07/2012
Dirty LiesFields of Joy7A+21/07/2012
The Soul TrainFields of Joy7B+21/07/2012
RSAClose Plateau6B22/07/2012
Girl on our mindClose Plateau6B+22/07/2012
Poison DwarfClose Plateau7B22/07/2012
Witness the SicknessClose Plateau(8A)22/07/2012
REST DAYLAMBERTS BAY23/07/2012
Gegen Den WindsFields of Joy7A+24/07/2012
FAILED TO DO ANYTHINGRiverside25/07/2012
REST DAY8 Day Rain26/07/2012
Hueco Face8 Day Rain6B+27/07/2012
Whirlpool Arete8 Day Rain6A+27/07/2012
Mud Puddles8 Day Rain7B27/07/2012
Crazy Leg8 Day Rain7B27/07/2012
MatiesSassies7A29/07/2012
Great Escape Sassies6C+29/07/2012
Nothing8 Day Rain30/07/2012
Sale in ExecutionFields of Joy6C31/07/2012
Stinky PantsFields of Joy7B31/07/2012
ManiacFields of Joy(7B)31/07/2012
When the Day BreaksRoadcrew7B01/08/2012
Hill StartRoadcrew7A01/08/2012
Cedar SpineCedar Spine Gully(7C)01/08/2012
Riverside SlabRiverside6B03/08/2012
AlligatorRiverside6C03/08/2012
Des Claques Pour NiniRiverside7B03/08/2012
Cedar SpineCedar Spine Gully7C04/08/2012
CAROLINERoadside(7C+)04/08/2012
Le Bowling BallFortress7A04/08/2012
The RhinoThe Rhino Boulders7B+05/08/2012

Cheerios all, 8 day rain later methinks, unless we head to Pakhuis Campground again.




Update Post


Hi all.

I'm sorry to say that I haven't written any more rubbish story for you, so you'll have to make do with me bragging about my awesome climbing trip.

There is lots of good footage, and many good pictures.
Unfortunately, given that the internet here is awful, and my computer is even worse, they will have to wait till I am in Cape Town until anything might be done about that situation.

I managed to get out to the Rhino Boulder yesterday afternoon after walking past it multiple times on the way to other areas. The conditions had set themselves up to be less than perfect, with clouds rolling through the pass and spots of rain throughout the day that had forced us to bail off of various other things in the area.
It was also damned cold because of the wind.

Fortunately, the wind dried off the rock and conditions were super grippy, every one of the holds on the Rhino is very skin friendly and it was a pleasure to climb.
When I showed up, we met two friends there,one of whom was trying it. She had worked out the beta during her previous sessions on the problem and kindly gave me all the minutia of foot and hand movements that would have doubtless taken me quite a lot of time to figure out.

My first attempt ended about halfway through during a tricky heel-->toe footswap and I landed on the ground with my hands freezing cold and lacking any feeling.
I rested a while and plotted some beta to make that move a little easier.

On my second attempt, everything went about the same. But at the point I had fallen off before, I clamped a bit harder and managed to power on through the moves to arrive at the top in a bit of a knackered state.

Given that the weather was super cold, and I never expected to do it so quickly, there are no photos or video. The other members of the trip will no doubt like to give it a go though, and I will get some neat footage and pictures when the skies are a little bluer and the weather a little warmer.

I also managed to do Cedar Spine on my second session of the trip 2 evenings ago. After padding out the landing pretty comprehensively, and working out the ground moves again, I found myself at the airy crimp move up top and just gave it some beans to reach the good flat holds up top.

I was speaking to some Scottish chaps yesterday and they said that when they were trying the problem, 2 people consecutively sprained their ankles and one guy is sitting in the Pakhuis campground with a cast on his foot from that problem. I'm glad I didnt find this out before I did it, because otherwise I might not have managed to commit to the move and complete the problem.

Ticklist so far:

 NumberCumulative
6A030
6A+130
6B229
6B+527
6C322
6C+219
7A517
7A+212
7B710
7B+23
7C11
7C+00
8A00

ProblemAreaGradeDate
The Golden Rail8 Day Rain6C18/07/2012
The Golden Child8 Day Rain6B+18/07/2012
The Beckoning8 Day Rain6B+18/07/2012
The Beckoning Sit Start8 Day Rain7A18/07/2012
VertigeRoadside6B+19/07/2012
A Question of BalanceRoadside7B19/07/2012
Sun RunRoadside6C+19/07/2012
CAROLINERoadside(7C+)19/07/2012
KieslFields of Joy7A21/07/2012
Dirty LiesFields of Joy7A+21/07/2012
The Soul TrainFields of Joy7B+21/07/2012
RSAClose Plateau6B22/07/2012
Girl on our mindClose Plateau6B+22/07/2012
Poison DwarfClose Plateau7B22/07/2012
Witness the SicknessClose Plateau(8A)22/07/2012
REST DAYLAMBERTS BAY23/07/2012
Gegen Den WindsFields of Joy7A+24/07/2012
FAILED TO DO ANYTHINGRiverside25/07/2012
REST DAY8 Day Rain26/07/2012
Hueco Face8 Day Rain6B+27/07/2012
Whirlpool Arete8 Day Rain6A+27/07/2012
Mud Puddles8 Day Rain7B27/07/2012
Crazy Leg8 Day Rain7B27/07/2012
MatiesSassies7A29/07/2012
Great Escape Sassies6C+29/07/2012
Nothing8 Day Rain30/07/2012
Sale in ExecutionFields of Joy6C31/07/2012
Stinky PantsFields of Joy7B31/07/2012
ManiacFields of Joy(7B)31/07/2012
When the Day BreaksRoadcrew7B01/08/2012
Hill StartRoadcrew7A01/08/2012
Cedar SpineCedar Spine Gully(7C)01/08/2012
Riverside SlabRiverside6B03/08/2012
AlligatorRiverside6C03/08/2012
Des Claques Pour NiniRiverside7B03/08/2012
Cedar SpineCedar Spine Gully7C04/08/2012
CAROLINERoadside(7C+)04/08/2012
Le Bowling BallFortress7A04/08/2012
The RhinoThe Rhino Boulders7B+05/08/2012

Cheerios all, 8 day rain later methinks, unless we head to Pakhuis Campground again.




Thursday, 2 August 2012


   Bentbeak the bird flew over the prehistory of the world.

   He flew over wide stretches of land and water, verdant fields of green and yellow grass that swayed back and forth in a light breeze. It flew over vast expanses of water, ducking low to glide over the waves and enjoy the company of its own reflection.
It flew over the deserts and the badlands where nothing grew for miles.
And finally it flew over the volcano.

   The bird had no way of knowing that it was flying over the volcano, since it gave no external signs, except for a slightly higher land temperature than might have been expected for that time of year. Unfortunately for the bird, it was not attuned to imperceptible temperature errors, and it was also unaware of the increasing pressure buildup beneath the surface.

   The surface of the planet began to split and crack, giant trees fell headlong into the cavernous holes and returned as wisps of smoke a few seconds later. Any animals ill-fated enough to be on the ground attempted to leave, but many plunged headfirst into the holes to join the trees.
   The surrounding airspace took on the aroma of a poorly tended barbeque, singed meat rising through the air and mingling with the clouds that had formed from the rivers and streams that, until recently, had been flowing peaceably across the plains.
  
   The bird was oblivious to these changes.
   He often found it hard to concentrate on what he was doing, and right now he was quite interested in the sudden appearance of the new clouds that were blocking his vision.
   Two years ago he had been flying through one of the greater mountain ranges on his way to a party, when he was distracted by an attractively fish shaped cloud. He had promptly flown into a mountain and bent his beak, which had resulted in a great deal of teasing when he finally arrived. Ever since that day, his nose hadn’t worked properly, and right now he was starting to pay the ultimate price for his navigational mishap.
   If he had smelt the burning flesh below, he might have ducked below the cloud line and found the time to escape. Instead, he flew on, oblivious to the danger below.

   When the lava hit him he was surprised, naturally. The presence of superheated rock in an area you wouldn’t expect it is certainly something to be surprised at. But his real surprise, looking back on it, was the speed of it. It was travelling, and it didn’t seem to be slowing down. The volcano below, was forcing the lava above onwards in an explosion of such violence that the planet shrank as its insides flew upwards in one long stream of molten granite.
   Eventually, the pillar reached the upper atmosphere and started to cool. The liquid re-solidifying into a giant cylinder that soared on through the upper atmosphere, buoyed by the momentum it received from below. Just as it was clearing the gravitational pull of the planet…it stopped.
   The volcano was done. The planet’s core was dry, and the event was over except for the tower. The base was still liquid, while the upper part was sticking out into space. Slowly- gravity started to notice and the pillar began to descend, cracking and splitting along its length. The space pillar freed itself from its earthbound relative and soared majestically into orbit, the splinters from the schism fell like mighty bolts into the earth. Jagged and heavy, they fell into the ground and sank, only to be covered by the setting lava from the end of the eruption. Some fell wide over the surface, many miles from the epicentre, causing fiery arcs to spread across the sky.
   The tower stood for a second, unsure of which way to fall. The wind swirled around it buffeting it one way then the other, all the while, the lava on the ground continued to set. Eventually it stood, as a giant totem, lording over the landscape and casting a monstrous shadow well beyond the horizon.

   The planet sighed, and over the following millenia tried to adjust to the new space within. Many of the giant fissures widened as the core contracted, and when the planet cooled enough for the rains to fall, they became the new seas and rivers. Thousands of islands now populated the area around the tower, some large, some small, some that glittered like diamond and some that seemed to suck in the light from the sun. The planet had taken the lives from most of its inhabitants, and in return it had spilt its bounteous resources of the clean across the surface.


Oh yeah - I'm in South Africa too...

Climbed a few things, nothing nails hard yet.

  Number Cumulative
6A 0 18
6A+ 1 18
6B 1 17
6B+ 5 16
6C 1 11
6C+ 1 10
7A 2 9
7A+ 2 7
7B 4 5
7B+ 1 1
7C 0 0
7C+ 0 0
8A 0 0
There are probably some 7Bs that should be on that list that arent, havent kept it thoroughly up to date.

It is baking hot today, so we are sitting in Clanwilliam eating toasties and drinking milkshakes.
Good times, might sunbathe later. So hot.

Jack - I had a professional accountant include a bit of code on my spreadsheet to measure the number of flashes of each grade I have. If you manage to work it out for yourself, have a pat on the back.

I'll write again if I manage to do any 7C boulders, loads in the pipeline, not many achieved though.