After all of 10 minutes thought I came up with this brilliant name.
Let me explain;
Archibald the Koala obviously has the same name as me (bar the koala bit).
Koalas climb, are generally lazy, and eat a lot.
A crimp is a style of grip used in climbing, and one I favour.
Archibald the Koala uses his high powered detective brain to figure out problems - and, digging into the bottom of the barrel, I use my high powered intelect to solve bouldering problems.
Archibald is also well spoken and gentlemanly, I hardly need to make a comparison here...
I can crimp and I can use slopers. Hopefully I will be able to get my confidence back in holding things with the hand...still nervous about dynoing/deadpointing to it...